I started the day with a sugar free Monster, but I'm almost through it and still falling asleep. I'm going to get some #cofe, but I'm afraid no amount of caffeine may be able to keep me awake today.
How to crash a can of Dr. Pepper with a slot of wood:
For people who used the historic Prodigy On-Line service and remember MadMaze, apparently the original authors ported it to the web. You can still play it, complete with its original graphics and glory:
A variant of Linux encoded entirely in the genome, distributed over the centuries and millennia of human reproduction, slowly changing and breaking and reforming, until it's rediscovered in the far, far future in a small mammilian offshoot of humanity, recompiled, and the wifi drivers just dont work for fucks sake.
WTF @sjw ?